Hyde Park Mud
Hens - Caray Div - (Ron Clark)
Home of good, old fashioned, country diceball
| Stadium | Veech Park - seats 39,950 - scoreboard (Mime-O-Vision)- anthems by Muddonna |
| Gen Mgr | Spook Jacobs |
| Manager | Charles "Whammy" Douglas |
| Coaches | Herbie Plews (bench)- Foster Castleman (hitting)- Howie Koplitz (pitching)- Stubby Clapp (pen) |
| Coaches | Cot Deal (3B) - Coot Veal (1B) |
| Front Office | Hobie Landrith (player development)- Valmy Thomas (advance scout) |
| Operations | Red Crestwood (public relations)- "Lollipop" Lampenfeld (physician) |
| Radio/TV | Ernie Harwell, Jack Brickhouse |
| Mascot | Muddy the Mud Hen |
| Farms | AAA- Lansdale Lugnuts (Moe Thacker-mgr), AA- Punxatawney Phils (Lou Skizas-mgr) |
| Farms | A- Manayunk Punks (Merritt Ranew-mgr) Rookie- Maumee Mudpuppies (Cuno Barragan-mgr) |
"America's team"..............................A message from our manager
| HYP | 36 | Yr | T | Grade | St | SIP | RIP | |||||
| Gonzalez,G | Oak | 85 | L | Axw | 32 | 205 | 0 | |||||
| Halladay | Phi | 77 | R | Axz | 32 | 235 | 0 | |||||
| Carpenter,C | StL | 75 | R | Byz | 34 | 240 | 0 | |||||
| Lester | Bsx | 84 | L | Bxw | 31 | 195 | 0 | |||||
| Price | Tam | 85 | L | Bxz | 34 | 225 | 0 | |||||
| Bedard | Bsx | 79 | L | Cx | 24 | 130 | 0 | |||||
| Zambrano | ChC | 81 | R | C | 24 | 150 | 0 | |||||
| Drabek | Tor | 87 | R | ..w | 14 | 75 | 10 | |||||
| Motte | StL | 82 | R | A*xz | 0 | 70 | ||||||
| Oliver | Tex | 70 | L | A*yz | 0 | 55 | ||||||
| Salas | StL | 85 | R | A*xy | 0 | 80 | ||||||
| Francisco,F | Tor | 79 | R | B*x | 0 | 55 | ||||||
| Melancon | Hou | 85 | R | B*x | 0 | 75 | ||||||
| Papelbon | Bsx | 80 | R | B*kyz | 0 | 65 | ||||||
| Rzepczynski | StL | 85 | L | B*xw | 0 | 65 | ||||||
| Wood,K | ChC | 77 | R | B*xy | 0 | 55 | ||||||
| Street | Col | 83 | R | C*xz | 0 | 60 | ||||||
| 225 | 1455 | 590 | ||||||||||
| MLB | Yr | B | Positions | GL | ||||||||
| Mauer | Min | 83 | L | 2 | 3 | 82 | ||||||
| Molina,Y | StL | 82 | R | 2 | 139 | |||||||
| Perez,S | KC | 90 | R | 2 | 39 | |||||||
| Huff | SF | 76 | L | 3 | 7 | 150 | ||||||
| Ortiz,D | Bsx | 75 | L | 3 | 146 | |||||||
| Izturis | LAA | 80 | B | 4 | 5 | 6 | 122 | |||||
| Pedroia | Bsx | 83 | R | 4 | 159 | |||||||
| Youkilis | Bsx | 79 | R | 5 | 3 | 120 | ||||||
| Zimmerman,R | Was | 84 | R | 5 | 101 | |||||||
| Andrus | Tex | 88 | R | 6 | 150 | |||||||
| Berkman | StL | 76 | B | 7 | 3 | 145 | ||||||
| Bourn | Atl | 82 | L | 7 | 158 | |||||||
| Crawford,C | Bsx | 81 | L | 7 | 130 | |||||||
| de Aza | Csx | 84 | L | 7 | 54 | |||||||
| Gordon,A | KC | 84 | L | 7 | 3 | 151 | ||||||
| Hamilton | Tex | 81 | L | 7 | 121 | |||||||
| Young,Dlm | Det | 85 | R | 7 | 124 | |||||||
| Chamberlain | NYY | 85 | R | 1 | nc | |||||||
| Cain,L | KC | 86 | R | 7 | nc | |||||||